expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

On the set of ‘Pitch Perfect 2’ in Baton Rouge, LA (5.21.14)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

"Oh, this must have been a huge hit with the nuns in Ukraine."

-“Yes, super sunshine hit.”

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

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