"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
got a masters degree in being ignored
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13